Top 10 Stig Introductions - 08-Feb-08
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| OK so a follow up to the various Stig Introductions, here are the top 10 introductions in full: 1st: "Some say he once threw a microwave oven at a tramp, and long before anyone else he realised that Jade Goody was a racist, pig-faced, waste of blood and organs." 2nd: "Some say he communicates only to a car's on board computer through binary code, and that he once killed a man who was towing a caravan, using only a steering wheel." 3rd: "Some say he sucks moisture out of ducks and he models his crash helmet on Britney Spears' head." 4th: "Some say he appears on high-value stamps in Sweden, he's illegal in 17 U.S. states, and that his voice can only be heard by cats." 5th: "Some say his skin has the texture of a dolphin's, and that wherever you are in the world if you tune your radio to 88.4 you can actually hear his thoughts." 6th:. "Some say that he has no understanding of clouds, and that his earwax tastes like Turkish Delight." 7th: "Some say that his politics are terrifying, and that he once punched a horse to the ground." 8th: "Some say he once had a vicious knife fight with Anthea Turner, and that he is in no way implicated in the cash for honours scandal." 9th: "Some say his fingernails have 330 bhp and that he was raised by wolves." 10th: "Some say he was born in space, he's scared of bells, and confused by stairs." |
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