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  • Top 10 Stig Introductions - 08-Feb-08

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    OK so a follow up to the various Stig Introductions, here are the top 10 introductions in full:

    1st: "Some say he once threw a microwave oven at a tramp, and long before anyone else he realised that Jade Goody was a racist, pig-faced, waste of blood and organs."

    2nd: "Some say he communicates only to a car's on board computer through binary code, and that he once killed a man who was towing a caravan, using only a steering wheel."

    3rd: "Some say he sucks moisture out of ducks and he models his crash helmet on Britney Spears' head."

    4th: "Some say he appears on high-value stamps in Sweden, he's illegal in 17 U.S. states, and that his voice can only be heard by cats."

    5th: "Some say his skin has the texture of a dolphin's, and that wherever you are in the world if you tune your radio to 88.4 you can actually hear his thoughts."

    6th:. "Some say that he has no understanding of clouds, and that his earwax tastes like Turkish Delight."

    7th: "Some say that his politics are terrifying, and that he once punched a horse to the ground."

    8th: "Some say he once had a vicious knife fight with Anthea Turner, and that he is in no way implicated in the cash for honours scandal."

    9th: "Some say his fingernails have 330 bhp and that he was raised by wolves."

    10th: "Some say he was born in space, he's scared of bells, and confused by stairs."
     
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