It's like Ebay for the black market

January 2017


My wife and I have had to take our two-year old son to see the doctors on a few occasions now. Unfortunately our doctor is an Indian and I can't understand a word the guy says. I mean it's like he's not even speaking at all. He sort of mumbles a load of random consonants. I'm not even convinced he's actually alive, but is wired up to some sort of device that animates him. It wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't my son's welfare at stake. So last time we went, we saw a different doctor. Unfortunately she is also Indian and answered all our questions by going to Google and showing us answers on random websites. With this kind of sloppy service, it's no surprise that the Indian scam artists are lazy and don't bother trying either...

From: info@ranksindia.com
Date: Wednesday, 4 January 2017 9:39 pm
To: Dr Dave Liam Prous
Subject: SEO

Hi,

Lacking behind in Google Ranking? We assure you a long term top-notch Online Marketing services, only @ $99/Month.

Please advise

Thanks & Regards
Keith
Skype: ranksindia

From: Dr Dave Liam Prous
Date: Thursday, 5 January 2017 10:51 am
To: info@ranksindia.com
Subject: RE: SEO

Hi Keith,

Thanks for your really nice and totally legitimate sounding email. I'd love to get a better ranking in Google and I sense you are the right person to help me get it. What do I get for $99 per month? Do you work with all types of websites?

Thanks

Dr Dave L Prous

From: info@ranksindia.com
Date: Thursday, 5 January 2017 11:21 am
To: Dr Dave Liam Prous
Subject: RE: SEO

HI Dave

Thanks for your mail. Yes we do work any type of the websites.

We use organic practices to enhance the clients ranking in organic search results. Can you please share the website URL for which you need the seo services so that our team can analyze and will send you brief recommendations with keywords. If you will add me on Skype for chat it would be great my ID is "ranksindia". We have attached some of our client work and ranking report.

We will work according to you and your client and for a long term relationship with your company we can start our SEO services in only USD $99 per month per website and will provide below mention SEO work per month basis.

Best
Pinky

From: Dr Dave Liam Prous
Date: Thursday, 5 January 2017 11:59 am
To: info@ranksindia.com
Subject: RE: SEO

Hi Pinky, that's a nice name. Was it a nickname given to you in prison or something?

Thanks for the information, it looks really great. I can't supply the website URL at the moment due to ongoing legal disputes with the authorities but when I get it back I'll send it to you. Basically the site is a sort of Ebay for the black market; selling weapons, drugs, government secrets and slaves to the highest bidder. Ideally I'd like to target keywords around that. Is it possible to get me number one on the Google?

Thanks

Dr Dave L Prous

From: info@ranksindia.com
Date: Thursday, 5 January 2017 12:47 pm
To: Dr Dave Liam Prous
Subject: RE: SEO

HI Dr Dave

Thanks for your mail

I understand your concern but before give you any commitment we only want to see what technology you have used to create the website

Website is static or dynamic and some more points after that we can able to commit anything

But assure you best and quality rankings and work in 90 days time

Here is my SEO manager resume they have more than 14+ years experience in SEO so whatever we will commit we can able to deliver but want to see website at least first or if you have any keywords list it would be really nice

http://topseoresume.blogspot.com/

Best
Pinky

From: Dr Dave Liam Prous
Date: Thursday, 5 January 2017 13:29 pm
To: info@ranksindia.com
Subject: RE: SEO

Hi Pinky,

It's definitely dynamic. I mean I basically stole the code from Ebay and put my own logo on it. It's an emblem of a cock ring being pulled off a horse. It's very tasteful and makes the site look completely different to Ebay, so they'll never know.

Anyway, keywords I'd like to target include "cocaine", "heroine", "assassin", "hitman", "people trafficking", "prostitite" and "Donald Trump". Are People Trafficking and Donald Trump counted as one keyword or two?

Thanks

Dr Dave L Prous

From: info@ranksindia.com
Date: Thursday, 5 January 2017 14:52 pm
To: Dr Dave Liam Prous
Subject: RE: SEO

These are the generic keywords and we don't have skills