Red Bull unhappy about not winning

March 2015

Mercedes’ dominant one-two finish at the season opening Australian Grand Prix has led to Red Bull’s Christian Horner throwing a tantrum and announcing that he doesn't want to play any more if his team isn't allowed to win.

Mr Ginger Spice claims the sport is unfair and Mercedes must be banned because they beat his cars in a straight fight. He also called Renault spastics because their engine isn't as good as the Mercedes.

His statements have confused many people who don’t understand why a team who dominated for over four years is complaining because of a team dominating. Some experts believe that a team who has dominated may not like other teams dominating because they should be the only dominant team dominating. Even Mercedes’ Nico Rosberg doesn't seem to like dominating and he claims to want the former dominant teams like Red Bull, Ferrari and Williams to give his team some competition and even invited former dominant driver Sebastian Vettel to a Mercedes debrief.

All this whining by overpaid babies has led Bernie Ecclestone to make his first half sensible statement in over 30 years by stating Mercedes shouldn't be punished for doing a good job; the other teams need to do a better job. Of course with no testing allowed and teams not allowed to make any improvements to their cars, there is more chance of Pastor Maldonado not crashing than there is of the other teams catching up to Mercedes.