Fans urge drivers to stop being girls
March 2013
After qualifying for the opening Grand Prix was postponed because of a bit of rain, fans worldwide have got on their soap boxes to vent their frustration and lambaste the current crop of drivers for their inability to drive.
Jenson Button refused to go out because his contract with Head & Shoulders stipulates he isn’t allowed to get his hair wet unless he is showering in a TV commercial. Fernando Alonso was too frightened of ruining his recently permed monobrow so also boycotted it. With Kimi Raikkonen unavailable because he was busy taking a shit, all the other drivers stamped their feet and threw a tantrum saying they wouldn’t go out and play until Mr. Sunshine came out from behind the big black cloud.
This left fans bemused and wondering whether these men are as brave as their job makes them look or whether they are, in fact, a bunch of scaredy cat girlies. One Australian fan, Bruce, said "This is unbelievable mate. I mean what is wrong with these bunch of Galahs? Jack Brabham and Alan Jones would have driven in these conditions. These young poofs have no flamin’ nuts. I mean what is this, Indycar?”
