Lewis Hamilton pities the fool
November 2014
Lewis Hamilton says his transformation into BA Baracus is nearly complete. The young Brit, who goes head to head with team mate Nico Rosberg for the championship this weekend, claims that he hopes the transformation will out-psyche Rosberg and give him a clear shot at the title.
The transformation started a couple of years ago when Hamilton got very manly earrings and tattoos all over his arms. Since then he has gone on to acquire even more bling, including some rather fine gold chains and a fancy beard, and has more recently grown what’s left of his hair back and gone for a mohawk. When asked how he hoped to capitalise on his Mr. T image, Hamilton was candid in his response.
“Fool, don’t be disrespecting me. Rosberg is going down; I pity the fool, I do, I pity the fool sucker.”
Meanwhile, Nico Rosberg has been playing the role of “Face” rather well and doesn’t seem to be phased by Lewis’ latest mind games. Having won the last race, he is looking forward to the prospect of taking the championship by virtue of the double points rule, despite having won only half the number of races.
Fears were raised, however, that Hamilton wouldn’t even make it to the final race after he refused to get on the plane. Fortunately, Murdoch knocked him out with a tranquilizer and got him on.
