Leaving a Brown stain on the country
May 2010 |
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After a few months when I finally grew a pair of testicles, I asked them to review my meagre salary. They agreed and called me in to their office where they said they could only give me a pay rise worth about 50p a year but promised me that if I stayed loyal to the company, I would soon be earning a six figure salary and driving around in a Porsche. I walked in on Monday morning and handed in my notice.
You see, I hate people who lie to try and get you to do what they want. Trust is an important necessity in life and therein lies the problem with the government. Not a single one of them can be trusted. Every politician is a slimy, two-faced, double-crossing scumbag who needs to be hung, drawn and quartered. When they’re not spending our hard earned money on buying porn for their husbands and hiring rent boys, they are spinning lies to us and making promises about things they have no intention of honouring just so that we will vote for them and they can stay in power.
One only has to look at Gordon Brown attempt to smile to tell he’s the biggest fake of them all. It just looks unnatural to him and it seems like he has to make a real effort to work his face muscles to perform such a simple task.
The man is just one big walking disaster. I mean, how the hell did we allow this mad man into power? Oh that’s right, in this wonderfully democratic country, we didn’t get a say in it did we? Call me naïve but I really don’t see how a man who was so vehemently despised before he even came into power can possibly be seen as a suitable candidate, especially without having to go through the inconvenience of being elected. If a Prime Minister resigns, there should automatically be a General Election. No one in their right mind would have voted for this idiot.
To run through Gordon Brown’s incompetence would take up for more column inches than I have at my disposal but lets look at just some of the disasters that this one-eyed mad man has delivered.
Well firstly he is the man who's partly responsible for getting our country into this financial mess we’re currently trying to recover from. As chancellor, he was the architect for the financial regulations that lead us into another recession. Oh sure the bankers and their irresponsible lending are a major contributing factor as well but let’s not forget how vocal Mr Brown has been about lecturing the public on their level of borrowings, whilst building up nearly £500 billion of debt himself – of the tax payer’s money don’t forget.
This wretched excuse of a man introduced more stealth taxes than any other chancellor in history. He introduced all these so called "Green" taxes in the full and certain knowledge that any revenues gained would not be invested into the tree-hugging hippy initiatives they were designed for. We’re taxed for owning a car, taxed for driving a car, taxed for filling up our cars, told we should use public transport even though it is cheaper to fly to a foreign country than it is to commute to London from anywhere in the UK.
Despite bleeding us all dry, he still managed to miss pretty much every financial target in each consecutive budget.
He somehow managed to keep the £780 billion public pensions deficit off the books, even though this is equivalent to over £30,000 per household and must be paid out of future tax receipts. He introduced and supported a complicated tax credit programme that has managed to lose £2 billion every year through fraud and errors. He left the taxpayer saddled with £1.7 billion of Metronet’s debt having been the person who pushed through the Private Public Partnership initiative for the London Underground. He has also underwritten £17 billion of debt for Network Rail, without having to include it on the public balance sheet. What kind of dodgy pikey scum is this man?
This greedy Scottish turd has pushed 3.5 million people into the higher income tax bracket using a favoured trick of 'fiscal drag', where the tax threshold is raised more slowly than earnings are rising, so that workers end up paying a higher proportion of their income in tax.
As well as his "tax and spend" policies, which is typically favoured by a Labour government, he was also party to the sell out of the UK’s sovereignty to an unaccountable foreign 'parliament', in spite of a manifesto promise to allow the public to decide through a referendum, destroying the union and in the process and ensuring that his Scottish countrymen received more money per head than those in England and Wales.
Yet still more of our hard-earned money has been invested into the banking system by our noble leader, with the specific aim of easing lending to consumers and businesses as well as freeing up inter-bank lending. He invested billions of our money into the Royal Bank of Scotland and HBOS, who then went on to report a loss of several billion. What kind of retard would invest that much money into companies with such massive liabilities?
This joke of a man can’t even apologise properly. You would think he would have had enough practice by now to at least get that right, but no. He can’t even get the names right of the people he’s apologising to. These poor soldiers who fought and died for our country deserve a little more respect than that. His most recent half-hearted apology to an elderly voter whom he called bigoted was just pure genius. I mean what kind of moron thinks it's a good idea to insult voters during election time? Good job big man!
The only thing even remotely good about Gordon Brown is the fact that his wife isn’t as obnoxious and loathsome as Cherie Blair. Still, this country will be better off when this idiot loses the election and we can be free of his incompetence.
Having said that, what are the alternatives? We have David Cameron for the Tories who is just a clone of Tony Blair. We have Nick Griffin of the BNP who is just a clone of Adolf Hitler and we have the Liberal Democrats who are just... well... the Liberal Democrats. I have more chance of getting into power than the Green Party or UKIP so they are not even worth mentioning.
The sad fact is it doesn't matter who runs the country because they will all find new ways of stealing our hard-earned money so we are screwed either way.
