The Time of the Month articles are a monthly release that take a satirical view on the world today as well as occasionally picking holes in Formula 1.
Predicting the Formula 1 tedium
It's a straight fight between the Brits and the Germans with a challenge from Austria. The last time this happened things got rather messy!
Old, boring and proud
It’s time to break out the pipe and slippers because I’m fast approaching thirty and already I’m confused by the youth of today.
Stop blowing stuff up!
New Year Sale now on: Come into our country and blow us all up and we'll give you a house, a car and stick you on benefits for as long as you want.
Sorry, I’m suing Santa
Breaking and entering, loitering with intent to entice children, cruelty to animals and drink driving is just the tip of the ice berg.
The Internet revolution
I am entering the 21st Century and launching myself firmly onto the Internet Information Super-Bypass!
I apologise for saying sorry
Please stop talking to me like you're my best friend. I've never met you and have no idea who you are!
Wreck your future; get an education
I spent over a decade of my life in Education and what was the most important lesson I learned? That it is a complete waste of time.
For God's Sake
No one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle. Even, and I want to make this absolutely clear, if they do say Jehovah!
I’m a celebrity, kill me now!
Most of them have no talent whatsoever and why in the name of Greek buggery do they insist on naming their poor children after fruits of the forest?
A lateral thought
Stop this nanny state rubbish and accept responsibility for yourself. Oh and stop eating, it's damaging the environment!
Get off the damn pavement
They hog the pavement, they terrorise pedestrians in those horrible buggies, they walk slowly and they smell of cabbage!
