The world of motor racing and automobiles in general can sometimes be very silly, frustrating and idiotic.
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Forget the Haka, check the Hyundai
3 weeks of fun driving around the spiritual home of my favourite Formula 1 team. It's just a shame none of them can drive.
Stay safe; learn to drive
With driver aids trying to kill me to death, I say get rid of them all, go back to basics and learn how to drive properly.
If at first you don't succeed, use a hammer
Although I'm not a violent person, I appreciate that violence has its place in society. Especially when it comes to technology.
I don't want Sky hacking my telly
It's ironic that a man under investigation for corruption is selling TV rights to a man under investigation for corruption.
Maybe I'm just emotionally retarded
I find it disappointing to be ranting about a legend like Ayrton Senna. If you find this article disappointing, I'll be even more disappointed.
Dull Reduction System
Oil slicks, exploding tyres, elocution lessons and a theory on how breast implants can improve overtaking in Formula 1.
Better than that Michelin star rubbish
On balance I think I'd rather sleep with Lenny Henry than a teddy bear with ties to the Mafia.
Madness on two wheels
If people who drive Nissan Micras are the herpes of the road, people who ride Mopeds are the gonorrhoea. People who ride proper bikes are just mentalists.
19 reasons to fall asleep this year
Movable rear wings, Pirelli tyres and the return of KERS and the 107 percent rule. Bring on another snooze fest!
Don't advertise; buy a smoothie instead
Push the hard sell all you like but I'm still going to buy Supermarket own brand products. Unless it's toilet paper.
Will the real Team Lotus please stand up?
In the black and gold corner we have Lotus Renault and in the green and gold corner we have Lotus Renault. Let’s get ready to rumble.
The lights are on but no one's home
How many mechanics does it take to change a light bulb? Well that very much depends on the car.
Forget the drivers; it's all about the design
Any idiot can drive fast in a straight line but it takes skill to corner quickly. It takes pure genius to build a car that can do it.
The team did a fantastic job
He may have been a robot but R2-D2 was still probably the coolest character in Star Wars. Not that I'm drawing any comparisons or anything.
Some say... what is all the fuss about?
I know Santa Claws doesn't really exist but that won't stop me telling my children the tall tale about a fat man coming down a chimney.
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