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Returning after these short messages
Sending a subliminal message to all advertisers out there: Stop wasting your money on pointless TV ads. Advertise on Google and earn me some money!
We've got to stop meeting like this
Strategic planning, stop for coffee and then end with a string of clichés before actively contemplating suicide. Welcome to the board!
Apple not allowing Flash to take a bit out of it
For all you millions of geeks out there who are waiting for the iPhone to incorporate Flash, you are wasting your time.
Forgive me, I am below contempt
I've been called lots of things in my time, from arrogant to ugly. Still, things could be worse; I could be a consultant!
Taking a wizz at Liverpool Street Station
To pee or not to pee; that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous charges, or to take arms against extortionists and, by opposing, end them.
How about a stool sample Mr Internet conman?
The internet is crawling with nasty, thieving conmen. Well I've developed a unique, ingenious and rather satisfying way of dealing with them.
What goes around comes around
It’s not like me to spout philosophical nonsense but I liken the Internet to life itself; it’s full of entertainment, knowledge, viruses and lots of sex.
Can you just stop asking that question?
Have you ever tried explaining quantum physics and philosophy to a monkey? I guarantee it’s easier than explaining anything to a customer.
Premonitions of Ardencote
There are some things in this world that we have no control over, especially when one is enjoying a nice Jacuzzi in the heart of Shakespeare country.
Planning world domination with Google
When Google do eventually take over the world, I want to be the first to own up and say I will happily take on the role of evil henchman.
It's daylight robbery I tell you
I have only one word to describe the nasty, greedy bankers and evil economists of this world and ironically that word rhymes with banker.
A reform on the U.S. McHealth system
Instead of the Americans reforming their health system, perhaps they should think about reforming their diet and general lifestyle.
