The business world is a stupid place. We would all be better off living in caves and scavenging in forests.
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Justin Bieber might save my business
How using a cricket bat with nails hammered into it could be used as a powerful marketing tool to promote a new business venture
They don't make things like they used to
Do you remember Bugs Bunny sticking his fingers down the end of a shotgun to make it backfire? Well it turns out that doesn't work in real life.
Eating an Apple can reduce stress
No jokes about Blackberry crumbles or how Steve Jobs lived life to the Macs otherwise I won't get into heaven; God has a thing about Apples.
Survey my middle finger and spin on it
According to a recent survey, breathing is bad for your health. It has been proven that 100% of people who breathe will eventually die.
I'll admit it; I talk a load of gas
Despite being a natural cynic and a grumpy old man, I'm actually a very nice bloke so I'd like to prove this by publicly not ranting.
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition
There are so many vagaries about what can and cannot be claimed for. Should I have a cup of tea or wipe my arse?
The Cookie Monster is taking the biscuit
I like to be productive. I don't ever want to feel like a useless under-achieving waste of time and space. Like an EU bureaucrat for example.
It's as easy as 123
Government conspiracies, royal weddings, one-armed chimpanzees and internet service providers who are incompetent petty thieves.
Not using the gym is saving the planet
The disadvantage with working from home is the size of my garden. And the comfortable garden furniture. And the fridge full of cold beer.
Dear National Grid, you are idiots
If you thought the price of gas was expensive, you should try moving a gas meter. The website is a bit rubbish too.
Show me the money
I don't defecate fifty pound notes, I don't expect to have to eat in the dark and I expect to be paid when I do work for people.
The truth? You can't handle the truth!
Whilst honesty is the best policy, sometimes it is necessary to lie; both in business and when you're being watched by the CIA.
It's good to share but not that good
The irony of me sharing my opinion on people sharing is not lost on me but people on Facebook don't want to know about your genital warts.
It's Batman vs. Superman in the digital age
Asking a web designer to fix your computer is like asking a taxi driver to service your car.
It's a planet Jim but not as we know it
The idea of exploring the final frontier in a galaxy far, far away is all jolly nice and all that if only space wasn't such a big problem.
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