Scammer without a cause

October 2018

Over the years I've had my fair share of blatant scam and phishing emails. They are normally easy to spot unless you are a complete retard. Normally they start by offering you a service and then ask for your bank details. Pretty easy to spot what they are trying to do there. However, when they say they want you to do work for them and accept a quote of £12,000 - no questions asked - it makes you wonder whet they expect to get out of it. I can only assume they had stolen someone else's credit card and were hoping I would supply them with a website and all the files before the credit card people came calling and told me I would have to give the money back.

In any case, he never got back to me. That's either because he finally twigged to my sarcasm or because he was ashamed about the size of his dong.

On Wed, 3 Oct 2018 at 16:15, wrote:

hello,how are you doing,i we like to know if you are available for web design

On Fri, Oct 5, 2018 at 8:11 AM Dr Dave Liam Prous wrote:


Yes of course I can help with web design work. I'm a web designer. It's kind of what I do.

On Fri, 5 Oct 2018, 08:36, wrote:

Thank you, I will let you know. Here is the job details

i have small scale business which i want to turn into large scale business now it located in Leicester and the company is based on importing and exporting of Agriculture products such as Kola Nut, Gacillia Nut and Cocoa so i need a best of the best layout design for it. Can you handle that for me ?. so i need you to check out this site but i need something more perfect than this if its possible . the site would only be informational, so i need you to give me an estimate based on the site i gave you to check out, the estimate should include hosting and i want the same page as the site i gave you to check out and i have a private project consultant, he has the text content and the logos for the site.
1. I want the same number of pages with the example site i gave you to check excluding videos and blogs.
2. I want only English language
3. I don't have a domain yet but i want the domain name as
4. you will be updating the site for me.
5. i will be proving the images, logos and content for the site.
6. i want the site up and running before ending of December
Kindly get back to me with:
(1) an estimate
(2)And will like to know if you are the owner

On Fri, Oct 5, 2018 at 8:43 AM Dr Dave Liam Prous wrote:

Hi James,

Thanks for getting back to me so quickly. That all sounds fine and I could do all of that no problem. I've got a ton load of work on the go but I'm happy to shuffle things round and put you to the top of the list because you sound so legit. I'd estimate around £12,000 for a job of this size which is payable all upfront no questions asked. I could start today.

Yes funnily enough I am the owner of my own business. I mean I own myself unless you count my wife who legally owns me and therefore technically my business too.

Please get back to me before she finds out.

On Fri, Oct 5, 2018 at 08:51, wrote:

The quote sound good to me ...I hope I can make payment with my credit card .

On Fri, Oct 5, 2018 at 09:03, Dr Dave Liam Prous wrote:

Yes a credit card payment is fine with me, that sounds perfectly normal and not at all dodgy. If you are happy to proceed, I would just need to send you details to pay into and, from you, I would need proof of identification, credit card details, billing address, dong size and probably contact details for your private project consultant because that sounds really good and professional. I employed a private consultant once but it was for different services and she gave me the clap.