I'm not sure why the whole population of Africa thinks my alter ego is related to everyone who dies over there. Perhaps they just think I'm gullible. Again, I'm not sure why. Perhaps all the shit in the water supply over there has given them, all a brain disease. Perhaps Bob Geldof needs to stop giving all our money to them becaue I think they are a lost cause now.
Sent: October 01, 2015 20:28 PM
To: Eddie Hall
Firstly, let me identify myself without any intention of equivocation on this business opportunity to you my name is Isaac B Kekeli, A Fiduciary bank Attorney At Lawâ€™s wish to know if we can work together. I would like you stand as the surviving beneficiary to my deceased client (Engr.G.A Heath) who made some deposit of $7.9 Million Dollars to be transferred to any possible safe account with your good assistance.
He died without leaving any WILL and any registered next of kin and as such the funds now have open beneficiary mandate. Kindly get in touch with me through my email address (firstname.lastname@example.org) For more guide lines to the repatriation of this fund.
Attorney Isaac B Kekeli.(Esq)
From: Eddie Hall
Sent: October 02, 2015 10:12 AM
To: Barrister Isaac B Kekeli
Firstly, would you mind if I called you Dave from now on? Thanks Dave. Secondly, if you need somewhere to securely stash this money, you've come to the right place. Also, if you are looking for someone to forge a will for you, I can also help. If there is anything else you'd like help with, like tickets to midget wrestling or having someone killed, I can do that too.
I look forward to hearing from you.