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Lewis Hamilton hopes dressing like Mr T and sucker-punching his rival will give him his second championship
If you're going to change, change for the better. Don't be like an albino wrecking ball.
Being asked silly questions is almost as annoying as that being on "It's a Small World" at Disneyland with Nicki Minaj.
Never let a monkey wire a plug. It may result in high blood pressure, haemorrhaging and anger management sessions.
Viruses, dead people, Google, Facebook, the ninja arts of Amazon and the increasing smell of Kim Jong Un
Vettel claims linguistic ignorance after disobeying team orders to over take his 'slow' team mate to win in Malaysia.
Commit a crime, get sent to jail for several years and come out and run for president. That's how it works, right?
Drivers told to man-up and stop being afriad of a little bit of water.
Adrian Sutil favourite for the drive after he was seen buying a box of champagne glasses.
Either opticians are cruel and like to humiliate their patients as much as possible, or my optician fancies me.