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Never let a monkey wire a plug. It may result in high blood pressure, haemorrhaging and anger management sessions.
Viruses, dead people, Google, Facebook, the ninja arts of Amazon and the increasing smell of Kim Jong Un
Vettel claims linguistic ignorance after disobeying team orders to over take his 'slow' team mate to win in Malaysia.
Commit a crime, get sent to jail for several years and come out and run for president. That's how it works, right?
Drivers told to man-up and stop being afriad of a little bit of water.
Adrian Sutil favourite for the drive after he was seen buying a box of champagne glasses.
Either opticians are cruel and like to humiliate their patients as much as possible, or my optician fancies me.
Romance blossoms at McLaren between its two drivers. Wedding bells could soon be in the air.
No weird shots, no curry, no twats ruining everyone else's night by getting drunk and starting a fight and I feel less grumpy.
Thinks Lance Armstrong was a ponce for taking drugs because there are more subtle ways of cheating your way to 7 titles.