Buy the book!
We've all sat in the pub and put the world to rights over a few pints. We've all got an opinion on important matters. We all agree that everyone else in the world is fundamentally stupid. Or is it just me?The eargerly anticipated first book from the UK's youngest grumpy old man is now available from all online bookshops. Buy your copy now!
Plus net minus broadband equals anger
Never let a monkey wire a plug. It may result in high blood pressure, haemorrhaging and anger management sessions.
Just a load of waffle
Viruses, dead people, Google, Facebook, the ninja arts of Amazon and the increasing smell of Kim Jong Un
Ich spreche kein Englisch
Vettel claims linguistic ignorance after disobeying team orders to over take his 'slow' team mate to win in Malaysia.
Follow that taxi. Just don't shoot me
Commit a crime, get sent to jail for several years and come out and run for president. That's how it works, right?
Fans urge drivers to stop being girls
Drivers told to man-up and stop being afriad of a little bit of water.
Battle rages for second Force India drive
Adrian Sutil favourite for the drive after he was seen buying a box of champagne glasses.
A blinding example of a good eye test
Either opticians are cruel and like to humiliate their patients as much as possible, or my optician fancies me.
Button and Perez tie the knot
Romance blossoms at McLaren between its two drivers. Wedding bells could soon be in the air.
Crappy New Year to you all
No weird shots, no curry, no twats ruining everyone else's night by getting drunk and starting a fight and I feel less grumpy.
Schumacher finally admits he was rubbish
Thinks Lance Armstrong was a ponce for taking drugs because there are more subtle ways of cheating your way to 7 titles.
