Buy the book!
We've all sat in the pub and put the world to rights over a few pints. We've all got an opinion on important matters. We all agree that everyone else in the world is fundamentally stupid. Or is it just me?The eargerly anticipated first book from the UK's youngest grumpy old man is now available from all online bookshops. Buy your copy now!
Playing the generation game
Although he looks like a cross between a member of a boy band, a thunderbird puppet and a girl, the Scando-German boy has talent.
It's a right royal rip-off your majesty
A first class example of why we need to stamp out idiots and inbreds can be demonstrated by the postal service.
Don't upset Winnie the Pooh
A lot of racing drivers are a product of pushy parents. The trouble is some never learn to stand on their own two feet.
A guide to four-star censorship
Female dogs, young cats, donkeys and their reproductive organs are amongst the most heinous things on this planet apparently.
Step up to the challenge
I could have been a car designer. I actually came up with the original concept of most modern day cars when I was 8 years old and built them out of Lego.
Voleuse Française utility mutants
How can moving a plastic white box cost me more money than than the whole country has available to it Mr Frenchie?
I think I'm on the CIA watch list
I'm just passing through because I have to. This shouldn't involve interrogation and anal probes by humourless American officials.
Forget the Haka, check the Hyundai
3 weeks of fun driving around the spiritual home of my favourite Formula 1 team. It's just a shame none of them can drive.
Justin Bieber might save my business
How using a cricket bat with nails hammered into it could be used as a powerful marketing tool to promote a new business venture
Don't strike; humour is dead
Not only should strikers be shot, but those who complain about people making jokes about shooting strikers should be shot.
