The State of It
3 piecesThe wider picture, viewed from a considerable height and in poor humour.
- World Leaders Shocked To Discover That Blowing Things Up Makes Oil More Expensive World leaders gathered for an emergency summit this week after discovering that bombing oil tankers tends to make petrol more expensive.
- Starmer Resigns Again, Just To Make Absolutely Sure Keir Starmer resigns as an MP, leaving Britain wondering whether the former Prime Minister is capable of resigning from anything without making it a two-part series.
- Government Announces Affordable Housing Scheme, Immediately Makes Housing Unaffordable to Discuss By our Housing Correspondent, who has been on the waiting list since 2003
